Oh, and bring in some jelly donuts when the deal is getting close and you can bridge that last third of a billion difference.
S&P reached a settlement with the Department of Justice and a bunch of states over the ratings S&P gave to mortgage securities before the financial crisis. Top line settlement amount is $1.5B. See Wall Street Journal article, S&P to Pay $1.5 Billion to Resolve Crisis-Era Litigation.
Be advised the ridicule and abuse in this post will soon flow thick…
Settlement negotiations
Starting point from the DoJ side was $5B and acknowledgement of wrongdoing. S&P wanted under a billion and acknowledgment of the whole deal being in retaliation for S&P downgrading the federal credit rating.
My version of the back and forth haggling that got them to common ground:
$5B.
Drop admission of guilt.
DoJ: Okay, $3.2B. S&P: We’ll break the billion mark.
DoJ drop to $1.5B and S&P up to $1.2B.
Bring in those yummy donuts. You know, the ones with the jelly filling and sprinkles. Then drop the retaliation claim and agree on $1.3B.
Done? Yup.
Everyone’s happy. Nobody has to admit they did anything wrong. Both claim complete, total vindication.
That’s my loose paraphrase. For the unabridged version, see the WSJ article How the Justice Department, S&P Came to Terms.
A different look at the sequencing
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To get $1.5 billion settlement, S&P doesn’t have to admit wrongdoing and Justice Department doesn’t have to admit retaliation. Split the dollar positions and it’s a done deal.Read More »